American Hot Pants

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bloodisthenewblack:

Tee look familiar? Consider this strapping young man our muse….

bloodisthenewblack:

Tee look familiar? Consider this strapping young man our muse….

dadsaretheoriginalhipster:

Your dad wasn’t a law abiding citizen before you weren’t and he’s got the roadie-beer drinking skills to prove it. He was a man-wolf that howled at the moon, pissed wildly into the wind of life and followed his own testosterlaws of how to govern his life. He lived at 110 mph in a 55 mph speed limit world.  He’s already done everything he tells you not to do and knows that you shouldn’t do it because you’re not whiskey-tough enough to survive it like he did. 
So hipsters, next time you’re swiping free drinks from the bar or PBR piss drunk riding your fixie across the city while dodging a *BUI and blasting through stop signs, remember this…
You have your dad to thank for how strict the law has become because the government passed those rules in hopes that it would control the fun-hurricane that he was. 
(Dads are the Original Hipsters doesn’t condone drunk driving and shit was different back then.  Drunk fixie riding is acceptable because you’ll most likely only hurt yourself, so wear more than a cycling cap, wear a helmet.)
*BUI - Biking Under the Influence - yes it’s a real thing. 
Thanks to Jane for today’s photo
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dadsaretheoriginalhipster:

Your dad wasn’t a law abiding citizen before you weren’t and he’s got the roadie-beer drinking skills to prove it. He was a man-wolf that howled at the moon, pissed wildly into the wind of life and followed his own testosterlaws of how to govern his life. He lived at 110 mph in a 55 mph speed limit world.  He’s already done everything he tells you not to do and knows that you shouldn’t do it because you’re not whiskey-tough enough to survive it like he did. 

So hipsters, next time you’re swiping free drinks from the bar or PBR piss drunk riding your fixie across the city while dodging a *BUI and blasting through stop signs, remember this…

You have your dad to thank for how strict the law has become because the government passed those rules in hopes that it would control the fun-hurricane that he was. 

(Dads are the Original Hipsters doesn’t condone drunk driving and shit was different back then.  Drunk fixie riding is acceptable because you’ll most likely only hurt yourself, so wear more than a cycling cap, wear a helmet.)

*BUI - Biking Under the Influence - yes it’s a real thing. 

Thanks to Jane for today’s photo

The High Holy Day.
Stay Evil.

The High Holy Day.

Stay Evil.

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Were going to a screening of Wet Hot American Summer and Q&A with David Wain tonight!

Were going to a screening of Wet Hot American Summer and Q&A with David Wain tonight!

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