American Hot Pants

American Hot Pants is Unhealthy Vegans and Hounded.

coyotespiritchild:

Behind the Scenes
Photography by Alexandra Valenti
www.alexandravalenti.com
Model Kelley Ash
Styling by Rachel Hunt of Sisters Of The Black Moon and Leslie Crow
All Necklaces by Heyoka Leather
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coyotespiritchild:

Behind the Scenes

Photography by Alexandra Valenti

www.alexandravalenti.com

Model Kelley Ash

Styling by Rachel Hunt of Sisters Of The Black Moon and Leslie Crow

All Necklaces by Heyoka Leather

(via freeagencyshowroom)

Desert, get ready.

Great fashion spread by ThreadSence.

via: Oracle Fox

dadsaretheoriginalhipster:

Holy shit, Abraham Lincoln was the original hipster. Forget “Honest Abe,” after 4 pints of Schlitz this presidential doppelganger never had an issue getting a first (or second) lady to come back to his log cabin. 
Thanks to Amelia for the awesome photo. 
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dadsaretheoriginalhipster:

Holy shit, Abraham Lincoln was the original hipster. Forget “Honest Abe,” after 4 pints of Schlitz this presidential doppelganger never had an issue getting a first (or second) lady to come back to his log cabin. 

Thanks to Amelia for the awesome photo. 

dadsaretheoriginalhipster:

Your dad wasn’t a law abiding citizen before you weren’t and he’s got the roadie-beer drinking skills to prove it. He was a man-wolf that howled at the moon, pissed wildly into the wind of life and followed his own testosterlaws of how to govern his life. He lived at 110 mph in a 55 mph speed limit world.  He’s already done everything he tells you not to do and knows that you shouldn’t do it because you’re not whiskey-tough enough to survive it like he did. 
So hipsters, next time you’re swiping free drinks from the bar or PBR piss drunk riding your fixie across the city while dodging a *BUI and blasting through stop signs, remember this…
You have your dad to thank for how strict the law has become because the government passed those rules in hopes that it would control the fun-hurricane that he was. 
(Dads are the Original Hipsters doesn’t condone drunk driving and shit was different back then.  Drunk fixie riding is acceptable because you’ll most likely only hurt yourself, so wear more than a cycling cap, wear a helmet.)
*BUI - Biking Under the Influence - yes it’s a real thing. 
Thanks to Jane for today’s photo
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dadsaretheoriginalhipster:

Your dad wasn’t a law abiding citizen before you weren’t and he’s got the roadie-beer drinking skills to prove it. He was a man-wolf that howled at the moon, pissed wildly into the wind of life and followed his own testosterlaws of how to govern his life. He lived at 110 mph in a 55 mph speed limit world.  He’s already done everything he tells you not to do and knows that you shouldn’t do it because you’re not whiskey-tough enough to survive it like he did. 

So hipsters, next time you’re swiping free drinks from the bar or PBR piss drunk riding your fixie across the city while dodging a *BUI and blasting through stop signs, remember this…

You have your dad to thank for how strict the law has become because the government passed those rules in hopes that it would control the fun-hurricane that he was. 

(Dads are the Original Hipsters doesn’t condone drunk driving and shit was different back then.  Drunk fixie riding is acceptable because you’ll most likely only hurt yourself, so wear more than a cycling cap, wear a helmet.)

*BUI - Biking Under the Influence - yes it’s a real thing. 

Thanks to Jane for today’s photo

filthmart:

Nothing says happily ever after like a can of ice cold Schlitz and his and her wedding t shirts.

filthmart:

Nothing says happily ever after like a can of ice cold Schlitz and his and her wedding t shirts.

Smuggling beers into the ladies locker room. View high resolution

Smuggling beers into the ladies locker room.

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